The three monkeys

First, the three monkeys said that there was not global warming at al.. One of the monkeys said that it was a machinery of the plutocrats. The other monkey said that global warming had always occurred: The third monkey said that our standard of living was not negotiable.

Then the three monkeys said that Ok there is global warming, but it is not caused by man

Finally the three monkeys said that OK global warming was caused by men but it was to late to do anything and it was only possible to adapt to warming

Eventually the three monkeys burned in a huge fire caused by global warming.